jamison crummel 

hes cute all the girls drown for him dont matter if he just woke up or fresh girls will still drown for him and jamison will take your bitch RESPECTFULLY and he’ll make you fall in love in 2 seconds. jamison needs to say three words to get a girl to like him I Like You and girls will be in love and watch out cuz he’ll take ur bitch in 1 second and make a girl like him in 2 seconds but hes the cutest person you’ll ever meet and its easy for him to bag bitches and all the people adore him but nobody can get to his god level and people love him especially the girl and he’ll will still take your bitch and hes the goat PERIOT.

josh: i wonder how jamison crummel is so great
jeff: yea he so cool

jamison crummel by jamison crummel November 26, 2020

Crammed 

When someone has the best of intentions but screws up and makes your life or job harder.

Glenn forgot to install that light fixture. Now we have to cut open up the ceiling. He really crammed us on this job.

Crammed by D-Webs March 25, 2018

crumbed 

Anything that is falling to pieces.

That bitch was so drunk last night she was crumbed.

That car is crumbed, its falling apart.

crumbed by Ron S....... June 20, 2008

thrice cummed cock 

A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.

1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.

2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.

3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.

thrice cummed cock by the sheen machine February 26, 2009

crumped out 

To flake out on plans with your best friend.

My boy and I was gonna hang out Friday but that fucktard crumped out on me.

crumped out by Zombieeaters December 7, 2012

crumbed sausage 

Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.

A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(

crumbed sausage by teh_sausage October 27, 2009

Chummed 

Burnt out, tired, wasted, or just not motivated to do anything.

My friends wanted to me to go hiking but after snowboarding the previous day I was way to chummed for that.

After drinking way too much the night before I was so chummed I just hung out on the couch most of the day.

Chummed by Brf June 19, 2006