Guy: "So I wrote you this poem about how much
I love you."
Girl: "Who the hell are you, anyway?"
Guy: "Oh, right. I'm Craig. I've been watching you with binoculars from the bushes for the last 2 months now"
Girl: "Whoah, that's kinda creepy.
Get the fuck away from me."
Guy: "But
I love you! Why can't you see that?!"