cottonwood high 

Cottonwood is nothing but a bunch of fake people who try to act like they're better than everyone and they're really not all the guys are assholes and the girls are a bunch of sluts and the principal Mr. strange is a douche bag

Being in jail would be better than being a student at cottonwood high school

cottonwood high by Random kid October 4, 2017

Cottonwood Creek Elementary 

A weird Elementary school in Greenwood Village CO that has five grades, and compared to prison is almost there

Cottonwood Creek Elementary is a molar like prison

Cottonwood Creek Elementary by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

Cottonwood Eric 

When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.

Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”

Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”

Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”

Cottonwood Eric by Tipdock April 25, 2021

cottonwood firing squad

an incredible musician, otherwise known as william james rodriguez, billi or CFS

have you heard that new cottonwood firing squad song?

cottonwood firing squad by moose_tracks March 1, 2023

Cottoncooch 

Noun; (1)slang for tampon. (2) or a word to describe a girl being a bitch.

Dear Keira Knightley, stop pms-ing you cottoncooch.

Cottoncooch by hubriftoden June 13, 2011

cottonwool head 

An old person, so called because there head looks as though covered by cotton-wool. see also: coffin dodger

Goddamn cottonwool heads everywhere!

cottonwool head by testic November 11, 2003

cotton wood 

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.

"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"

cotton wood by freakynasty April 21, 2019