Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.
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The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.
The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.
There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.
The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.
The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.
There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.
The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.
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Conallism is a modern religion. Similar in aspects to Solipsism, and to a lesser extent, Buddhism. Based on the question "Does God know he is God? If not, is he really God? Or just you?"
It differs from Solipsism in that each individual does not believe he or she is subconsciously God, rather they believe that Conall, a normal person, is God and unknowingly controls the world through his subconscious.
Followers of the religion, or Conallists, believe Conall's mental state is vital to the world remaining stable. Suttle changes in mood of the deity could result in natural catastrophes, disease or other types of suffering anywhere in the world.
Conallism, like Buddhism, contains the idea's of Karma, reincarnation, meditation etc.
It differs from Solipsism in that each individual does not believe he or she is subconsciously God, rather they believe that Conall, a normal person, is God and unknowingly controls the world through his subconscious.
Followers of the religion, or Conallists, believe Conall's mental state is vital to the world remaining stable. Suttle changes in mood of the deity could result in natural catastrophes, disease or other types of suffering anywhere in the world.
Conallism, like Buddhism, contains the idea's of Karma, reincarnation, meditation etc.
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Get the CORNBALLISHNESS mug.A campus gypsy exclusive to Oregon State University in Corvallis. These people migrate to OSU to find parties and freeload on alcohol, especially during Halloween. Masses of them can be seen wandering the streets during this time of year, searching for shelter to spread diseases and lay their eggs. Usually from the city of Eugene but can also come from Portland, West Linn, and Oregon City.
Corvallis Gypsy 1: "Who in Corvo tonight? 😈"
Corvallis Gypsy 2: "We just got here bruh it's gon be lit af"
Corvallis Gypsy 1: "You find a spot?"
Corvallis Gypsy 2: "It don't matter bruh, I got this Henny 😈"
Corvallis Gypsy 2: "We just got here bruh it's gon be lit af"
Corvallis Gypsy 1: "You find a spot?"
Corvallis Gypsy 2: "It don't matter bruh, I got this Henny 😈"
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