Cornelius 

A rich and proper boy. He's socially awkward in most situations and takes opinions of him seriously. He hates being the butt of the jokes, but will do anything for a friend. His humor is difficult to understand, as it's hard to tell whether or not he's joking. It looks like he doesn't care, but he really does. Many of the things he says, he means the opposite (ie "I don't want this" but he really does).

Person 1: Who was that cutie with Lewis?
Person 2: Oh, that was definitely Cornelius.
Person 1: Wonder what he sees in him.

Cornelius by JORM-Q April 18, 2018

Cornelius 

Nicknames: Corn; Corny; Gozillla (Due to their often times great height)

Appearance: Usually blonde, with the possibility of having white hair; eyes can change colours but will be mostly either blue, green, hazel or grey; Usually very tall, to the point of being called Godzilla

Habitat: Most Cornelius' will live in an urban environment/large, well-known city. Often times it will be in a distant, European country.

Hobbies: Annoying New Yorkers; Cruises; Being "one of those German guys"

Summary: Although they can be jerks, everybody who is lucky enough to know a Cornelius can never stay mad at one, loving them for many years to come

Emily: Gosh, isn't Cornelius such a jerk?
Meg: Yeah I guess, but I can't stay mad at him

Cornelius by Iceyb129 February 22, 2011

cornelius 

A term used by South Jersey real ones to describe a person they are fly with, and think are chill asf!!!

Marcos “What up Cornelius we hanging today after school at the joint?”
Jeff “Yea you know it Cornelius”

cornelius by RealGrammar71 May 6, 2018

Cornelius 

A pimple or blemish, especially on one’s face

I feel like every time I send a picture I have a big ass pimple on my forehead. Every time I send you a picture I have a big ass Cornelius on my forehead.

Cornelius by GeorgeFeeney February 24, 2023

Cornelius 

A criminal who hides in dark alleyways and chops people in half down their coronal plane to scoop out their organs with a spoon and eat their breast meat.

Chuck Norris is such a Cornelius.

Cornelius by Taco Bell Dog on the Moon April 25, 2009

Cornelius 

cornelius can bag whoever the fuck he wants, all the girls be on him he always do his homework he got a tall ass brother and he likes this girl name kayla and he wants to fuck her period

cornelius is fire

Cornelius by fmhyk dfucjio; March 6, 2019

Cornelius 

The practice of sequentially inserting each digit of your hand into a man's anus and then licking them clean.

"Let me prove how much I love you and give you a Cornelius."

Cornelius by Jobble October 10, 2011