Corissa Blake 

A girl that is insanely beautiful, a girl that makes you smile even in the most difficult situations, a girl that make you feel so warm that its like an angle has just touched you from the heavens above.

I wish i could go see Corissa Blake today!!

Corissa Blake by Brandon motha fuckin hansen August 8, 2009

ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

ur aunt a croissant by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018

croissant 

a yummy thing

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

croissant by wowza666 June 8, 2019

titty croissants 

Slang word for French breasts.

Madame has large and bouncy titty croissants.

titty croissants by I am your Daddy January 6, 2018

Chrissa 

Is amazing, everyone thinks she's beautiful but she just doesn't see it. She has a stunning complexation. Is the nicest person you'll ever meet. Is always there for you. You need to have her in your life.

Idk how i could ever live without Chrissa, she's always there for me

Chrissa by belle_gymnastics December 27, 2020

i coulda dropped my croissant

a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’

‘Raaaah!’ ‘Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant’

i coulda dropped my croissant by snowwhitesdwarfs December 18, 2017

croissant 

The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.

Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

croissant by saltytears November 24, 2020