Chocolate Clown Pie 

Similar to the "Clown Pie", except you defecate in your hand and smash it in someone's face.

After visiting the gorilla house at the zoo, I came home with bits of chocolate clown pie on my face.

Chocolate Clown Pie by Zoorba the Dumbass October 17, 2003

clown's pie 

clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.

"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).

clown's pie by C February 24, 2004

clown's pie 

A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!

"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"

clown's pie by Lee Michigan esq. October 1, 2007

clown piece 

n- one who is objectified for the amusement of others.

one who is ridiculed or mocked for entertainment purposes.

"Look fool, I ain't your clown piece"

clown piece by fillmo January 7, 2018

Clowns Pie 

A very very wet fanny

Went I went down on her it was like being hit in the face with a 'Clowns Pie'

Clowns Pie by hoggster December 3, 2003

clown pied

to ejaculate into ones hand then shove into anothers face. Usually not be request

I cream pied that kid good!

clown pied by bobadole December 1, 2003

pied eyed clown 

On the street, it's a fat bitch that wears too much makeup. However, in the bedroom, it's the art of wanting to only cum in a girls eye, to make them red and water.

Yeah, that broad is alright looking. I wouldn't bang her or anything, but I'd give her a pied eyed clown.

pied eyed clown by kittybitme July 29, 2009