Roger Clemens
Joe Morgan: We have news that Roger Clemens will now be appearing on the mound accompanied with a walker and an oxygen tank.
Roger Clemens by P. Dub July 20, 2006
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Clemens
person 1: Hey guuurrrllll
person 2: who da fock are you?
person1: dont worry, I know Clemens
person 2: Ahhh shiiiiii Heyyyyyyyyyyy
person 2: who da fock are you?
person1: dont worry, I know Clemens
person 2: Ahhh shiiiiii Heyyyyyyyyyyy
Clemens by Swankyfucker October 9, 2018
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Clemens
Clemens is latin for: mild, gentle, merciful
Clemens usually is the kind of tall, dark-featured exotic guy. A name that you surely don't hear very often. He's mostly very charming, quite well educated, intelligent as well as highly attractive.
He usually is a very true partner if he is in fact in a relationship, altough in most cases he stand's for being a bit of a womanizer.
Some women are even seen calling out "Clemens" when they're in bed with their boyfriends, but really would want to be in bed with Clemens.
Clemens usually is the kind of tall, dark-featured exotic guy. A name that you surely don't hear very often. He's mostly very charming, quite well educated, intelligent as well as highly attractive.
He usually is a very true partner if he is in fact in a relationship, altough in most cases he stand's for being a bit of a womanizer.
Some women are even seen calling out "Clemens" when they're in bed with their boyfriends, but really would want to be in bed with Clemens.
"Jenny, oh- Jenny" ----"Oh yeah Clemens"---"What?"
One girl to another in a bar: "Mmm... I want a piece of that Clemens over there."
One guy to another: " Yeah, she was totally into me, but now she only keeps talking about this Clemens- guy and even mumbles his name at night"
One girl to another in a bar: "Mmm... I want a piece of that Clemens over there."
One guy to another: " Yeah, she was totally into me, but now she only keeps talking about this Clemens- guy and even mumbles his name at night"
Clemens by Ms.Wonderful February 6, 2010
Clemens
The kind of guy that every girl wanna have. Hot, tall, blonde and smart.
Treats you like a princess and fucks you like a whore.
Best boyfriend in the world.
Also, Clemens is the Description of a hottie.
Treats you like a princess and fucks you like a whore.
Best boyfriend in the world.
Also, Clemens is the Description of a hottie.
f1: „Damn do you see this Clemens over there?“
f2: „what’s a Clemens?“
f3: „Duh are you stupid? That’s the word for hottie“
f2: „what’s a Clemens?“
f3: „Duh are you stupid? That’s the word for hottie“
dirty Clemens
A man who gets sexually arroused by drinking beer. Sometimes drinking multiple cans of beer can lead to him getting an orgasm.
I don't drink that much, but my friend is such a dirty Clemens, you can always see him cracking open a cold one.
dirty Clemens by Dr. HandsomeWeed April 6, 2022
Lame like Roger Clemens
The epitome of being lame. It's hard to be lamer than someone who does steroids and blames his wife.
Lame like Roger Clemens by dreeze March 30, 2008
Mt. Clemens
Mt. Clemens by sfho9iukyhgfdlikyfgdkujhgfd August 5, 2009