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clarity wank 

You've found a potential fuck buddy! But you aren't sure if you actually want to fuck them...
Are you just horny and desperate?

Have a clarity wank!

Wank.. then look at your next potential fuck buddy online to see if you think they are still hot after you've blown your load.!
Boy 1: So did you fuck that girl?
Boy 2: No I had a clarity wank and decided she's not really that hot
clarity wank by BankAllDay69 January 22, 2015
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clarity nut 

Jacking off before you tap a stranger so your emotions don't get in the way
I had to get that clarity nut before fuckin this baddie because I don't wanna start feeling anything for her
clarity nut by Lil Na$ty October 15, 2015

clarity.tk 

Popular csgo movement cheat known mostly for its very strong eb assist, which allows allows anyone to easily hit most edgebugs with a few tries and a good understanding of movement.
Person 1: yo dude I just got clarity.tk send me a cfg
Person 2: config it yourself lol
Person 3: i'll send you my config, dm me on discord
clarity.tk by Hydrai May 6, 2021

Clarity Moment 

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.
0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
Clarity Moment by well...shit March 3, 2014

Clarity vision 

When one ejaculates, sexual tension is released through masturbation, resulting in a mind that is clear in thought and a rational decision can be made involving women and other life decisions.
Jimmy used to always spend all his money on women, that was until he used clarity vision before talking to any of them, now he's a millionaire.
Clarity vision by evolman November 26, 2014

Clarity Cooling 

When a man is experiencing post nut clarity and turns on a fan in the direction of his penis.

(Meant for pleasure after the deed is done and the clarity MAY be amplified)
"Dude, have you tried clarity cooling it feels soo good."
Clarity Cooling by IcedCooler July 27, 2019

clarity meme 

The clarity meme is a trend of where one person jumps off or falls off a high place that could result in death, but another person reaches down to grab and save the falling person from the tragic death.
Person 1: "I wanna pull a clarity meme."
Person 2: "You mean as if in falling off a high place and have someone save you?"
Person 1: "Exactly bro"