Clarinetiquette

The art of practicing the clarinet without disturbing your neighbors.

The doofas upstairs played that fucking licorice stick all day and all night ... shitty clarinetiquette!

Clarinetiquette by TasteMonger November 17, 2017

Bass Clarinetist 

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.

"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.

Bass Clarinetist by MissGuts January 5, 2022

Clarinetist 

A cult of band nerds who are willing to fight the trumpets and steal their valve oil

Teacher: Clarinetists! Instruments up!

Clarinetist by cutmylipandstayalive June 9, 2019

Clarinetting 

(Verb) The act of a white woman fellating a black man's penis, so called both because of the similarities between a black penis and a clarinet (long black and cylindrical) and the fact that traditionally homely white girls play the clarinet.

"When she told her parents she was going over to her boyfriends house to go Clarinetting, they had no idea she meant she was going to go suck her black boyfriends cock."

Clarinetting by FunnyjunkReposter September 13, 2012

Clarinetting 

A sexual act, pertaining to the fallating of the penis, in which the fallatator blows down the urethra while firmly gripping the base. This only occurs at the end of an oral session before he finna bust that nut in order to increase stamina during sex.

Guy 1: So last night my girl was giving me head and I knew she wanted sex after .
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: Let's just say she was clarinetting at the end and I was all ready for round two.
Guy 2: What?

Clarinetting by MountainsOfMountains June 4, 2018