chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

chuffing back a fat dart by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

chuffing nora 

When somthing bad is/has happening. Although the unfortunate victim handles the possibly multi-leathal situation with unerveing calmness. As though the situation happens worryingly often and seems, to have become an amusing local joke.
west [yorkshire, Braford).

" CHUFFING NORA! the round-square's just cum off mi combinar arv'estar!".

chuffing nora by kazzy27 November 11, 2007

Chuffing Noughts 

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

Chuffing Noughts by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

Chuffing Dong 

Fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis.

Cindy is known for chuffing dong.

Chuffing Dong by CannibalJim September 2, 2008

chuffing funt 

Fucking Cunt, but you can say it in most schools without much problem

Other examples are Foot-In-Front, James Blunt and cuffing funt

Teacher-so... I want a thousand word essay on the cause and effects of marijuana

Matt-Fucking cunt...

Teacher-Excuse me?

Matt-I said chuffing funt!

chuffing funt by Sharn February 29, 2008

chuffing slags 

To smoke or borrow a cigarette.

"can I chuff a slag man?"
"Hes always chuffing slags"

chuffing slags by Dar518 December 10, 2023

Bum Chuffing

A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.

(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"

Bum Chuffing by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009