Stoner’s Chess 

The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.

Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.

Stoner’s Chess by Tim Books June 28, 2020

dot the i's and cross the t's 

to pay a great deal of attention to the details of something, especially when you are trying to complete a task: The negotiations are nearly finished, but we still have to dot the i's and cross the t's.

We have to widen our perimeter. Dot the i's and cross the t's.

dot the i's and cross the t's by heliotropines November 15, 2017

Dot the eyes and cross the T's 

When having sex, the act of ejaculating in both of the female's eyes, and shooting a line across her tits.

Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?

A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.

Dot the eyes and cross the T's by Jsquared2000 December 24, 2010

Fanny's Hot Cross Buns 

A warm moist bun that was invented by the famous cook,
Fanny Cradock , in the 1950's.

Kid: Hey mum, and dad, They're ready...come into the
kitchen and have a taste of these
Fanny's Hot Cross Buns

mum: HMMMTheyre delicious darling

dad: They're so warm and moist... just like fannies

Fanny's Hot Cross Buns by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006

dot the i's and cross the t's 

A workplace equivalent of "the dog ate my homework"
Often used by smooth talking business semi-professionals, who repeatedly fail to meet deadlines for producing important documents or reports.

"It's imperative to ensure we dot the i's and cross the t's. This attention to detail changes slacking to stacking, in terms of paperwork output"

dot the i's and cross the t's by scattybird August 4, 2018

nan's pork chops 

The wrinkly inner thigh of your Nan or grandma.

Your Nan's pork chops were shaking after I was done with her last night.

nan's pork chops by Urban Turban Borbon December 10, 2016

Dot my I's and cross my T's. 

Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.

"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.

"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.

Dot my I's and cross my T's. by jesushater December 1, 2009