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i was so bored i put

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search

Type any word browse categories store blog 

Oh dear lord you've fallen into the pit of inescapable boredom.
"Type any word browse categories store blog" is something you type an hour before the end
Go find something productive to do before you perish.

fart categories 

Generally,all farts can be classified into seven basic categories:
1) a fizz
2) a fuzz
3) a fizzy fuzz
4) a fuzzy fizz
5) a rip-shit
6) a tear-ass
7) a poooooh
Usually any fart can be classified by one or more of the seven basic fart categories.
fart categories by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011

Dude Categories 

All dudes fit into one or more of these four categories: 1. Jerks, 2. Wimps, 3. Manwhores, and/or 4. Secretly Girls.
Girl #1: "Which of the dude categories do you think that guy over there fits into?"
Girl #2: "Manwhore. Definitely Manwhore."
Girl #1: "Yeah, that's what I thought."
Dude Categories by obviouslynotadude September 2, 2013

Categorically False 

In order to understand the meaning of Categorically False, one must understand the Categorical approach to defining crimes. Where there are two crimes that may be similar in nature, but defined differently in different areas (Such as "Burglary" and "Shoplifting") then one may or may not be the same as the other.

For example, State X defines walking into a store in the middle of the day and stealing X amount of product from the shelf as "Burglary". State Y defines the same action as "Shoplifting". It is in a defense attorney's best interest to argue that this conviction, especially as it applies to Federal Law (enhancing sentences based on prior convictions), does not fall in the same category as a specified crime.

So, in practice, it means that a reporter asking someone's opinion of whether or not the charges of "drug smuggling" to a relative are true. The interviewee would respond, "Those charges are categorically false". Meaning, this person did something... but not defined in the way you just asked about.

However, in popular culture, people using the phrase Categorically False simple mean "wholly untrue", which is incorrect.
(From Luke Cage)

Reporter: "Have you been questioned by the NYPD about your cousin?"

Councilwoman Mariah Dillard: "Family first Robin. I love my cousin Cornell Stokes. The charges against him are categorically false..."

Categorically 

A word the people in love island keep using to make themselves sound smarter than they actually are.
“I categorically know I have feelings for him”
Categorically by Funnyflava July 2, 2019