carelis 

Carelis is complicated. She doesn't know what she wants. She just wants all your love and affection and if you ever, ever find a Carelis, keep her they're really hard to find. I mean yea, maybe she's a bitch but she's nice and caring. She is confused girl in a really big world. But, she's a wonderful person, she just needs a self-confidence boost if you don't help her, she might do something she will regret. #lovecarelis

Carelis is so special but weird and funny at the same time!
I wish Carelis was my friend.

carelis by Lely4835 January 18, 2018

Careless

When you just dont just a fuck so hard as to the point where for a short ammount of time you stop doing anything productive and give up on life.
This usually leads to questioning the world and existence itself.

Also known as: Temporary Depression, a Disturbance in The Force, and Fuck It.

Friend 1: Dude, what's up with mike? He's just laying on his bed blankly staring at the ceiling.

Friend 2: Looks like a bad case of Careless. If you don't bother him he'll be up and active in a few minutes.

Friend 1: Alright I guess...

Mike: ............................Fuck...................this............

Careless by The MotherFucking Batman October 6, 2011

Carlyssa 

A really amazing girl. She's very athletic, especially at volleyball, although her basketball skills are improving. She is tall and skinny, so pretty much an amazing figure. She is insanely pretty and all the other girls are jealous. All the boys have crushes on her. Extremely funny, always makes everyone around her laugh. Loyal, you can go to her with any problem and she will be there fore you. She HATES germs. She is an awesome friend! If you ever have the chance, make sure you have a Carlyssa for a roommate.

1. Man my roomate is sooooo cool. She is such a Carlyssa.

2. Wow, that girl is so perfect. She much be a Carlyssa.

Carlyssa by Dan Waters November 29, 2011

careless lumberjack 

When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.

I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.

careless lumberjack by ryan_anarchon October 1, 2008

careless wrister 

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

careless wrister by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

Careless Whisper 

The act of queefing out semen from one's vagina.

"We were scared when I finished and realized that I didn't wear a condom, but she put me at ease with her Careless Whisper."

Careless Whisper by tubadude62 September 9, 2011

careless whisper 

Careless whisper was a song made by the group Wham, consisting of Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. Saddest song ever about a lost love.

If you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.

careless whisper by jerryblank May 17, 2005