closed caption 

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.

1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends

closed caption by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

no caption 

to have no reaction. indifferent. unbothered.

I told a joke to Kyle and it went so poorly. He was so no caption.

no caption by websterdictionarytolegittoquit July 5, 2020

Thank you, Caption Obvious 

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

Thank you, Caption Obvious by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014

Honesty Caption 

A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.

Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored.

Me: that is a true honesty caption.

Honesty Caption by Kim Jong Uno January 3, 2018

clout caption 

a caption (mostly used by tiktok editors) is a caption that says something absurd. it’s a claim that gains comments to boost their videos.

“Charli damelio is more successful than Ariana Grande.”

“Bffr.”

“Relax, it’s just a Clout Caption.”

Or

“SADIE SINK SAID A SLUR????”

“WHAT.”

“It’s just a caption for clout and attention.”

clout caption by sophiacaudill46614 November 9, 2022

Piela Caption Crunchy 

Piela Caption Crunchy is a hot babe

omg did you see how hot Piela Caption Crunchy look in their new Snap story?!

Piela Caption Crunchy by dahyuns REAL WIFE February 19, 2022

closed caption 

a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.

Closed captioning brought to you by Checkers.

closed caption by britt November 12, 2003