Cantonese 

A Chinese dialect that is quite different from Mandarin. At this time of writing, Cantonese is not available on Google Translate, but available on Microsoft Translator.

Why is Cantonese, the official language of Hong Kong and Macau, not on Google Translate?! Not all Chinese dialects are the same, Google!

Cantonese by DanGanRonPaSucks4Ever1987XD May 17, 2020

Cantonese Cartwheel 

Its the best fucking frozen candy bar!

I'm hungry. Oh shit, hook it up with a Cantonese Cartwheel.

Cantonese Cartwheel by JerkFace22 July 5, 2009

cantonese cupcake 

Making love to a woman,then ejaculating in her naval(belly button) and then consuming it like a jello shooter.

Randy is so nasty,last night he did a cantonese cupcake on jenny.

cantonese cupcake by snatchy Mcsnatcherson July 31, 2009

cantonese pudding 

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”

cantonese pudding by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

Cantonese Bomb

A bomb which when you speak Cantonese in Mr Tang's lesson, you get one and deducts one tick 💀

Student A: 早上好我很喜欢吃冰淇凌
Student B: OOOOO YOU GET CANTONESE BOMB
Mr Tang: ok
Student A: :( why me again

Cantonese Bomb by random person (racist) November 3, 2023

Cantonese Waterslide 

A Cantonese Waterslide is a sex move, where you have sex with a Cantonese transvestite while she is dressed as Meg from Family Guy, just before climax, flip her onto her back and pee in sync with her. Then ejaculate onto the flow of piss, causing the semen to flow down her back like a water slide.

"Hey why were you so late to the party"

"I was giving my girl a Cantonese Waterslide while listening to Nettspend, It was awesome!"

Cantonese Waterslide by Mrgleema12 November 28, 2024

Cartinese 

Cartinese is a great language Playboi Carti invented.

“What do you think of that boy? He thic right?”
Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn

“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that”
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi

“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn

“Nigga you’re not carti.”

Cartinese by Prf a Nig unvsty September 23, 2020