cadet.emery 

cadet.emery is literally the definition of down bad for porco. also obsessed with a bracelet? anyways, emery’s cooler than you because they ship eruri 😍🤞

oh no, cadet.emery is down bad again 😟

cadet.emery by levisbestmaid September 4, 2021

Cadet Molesté

A read house urban legend.The subject of the so called "curse of the Oxfordshire ablutions".was molested by an anonymous staff member (MB) to the tune of the popular meme soundtrack"can I but my bowls in yo jowls" (prod.bbbbisexual beats). Subsequently ending his own life out of shame in the male ablutions.It is said that he haunts the last shower in the ablutions and his spirit is released if the shower is turned on.He subsequently plays "pranks" on unsuspecting basic cadets (such as pulling their duvets off and singing the famous meme soundtrack"can I put my bowls in yo jowls".It is rumoured that Cadet Molesté is his real name.

Basic cadet 1 - "My duvet got taken off last night."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."

Cadet Molesté by Red Shirt Martin 69 November 27, 2021

Cadet Initiation 

The Cadet Initiation is a series of tasks a new cadet has to perform when he becomes a cadet -- one of mine was to give a blowjob to any other cadet who wanted one - which was all of them!

I was really busy during the Cadet Initiation -- busy giving all the other cadets blowjobs!

Cadet Initiation by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020

Cadet shower-room boner

A Cadet shower-room boner is the raging hard-on a cadet gets when he hasn't taken care of his morning wood.

I had a Cadet shower-room boner this morning, but -- no worries -- another hot cadet sucked my dick!

Cadet shower-room boner by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Cadet Bukkake 

Cadet Bukkake (from Japanese - meaning to splash forcefully), is a sexual act in which one cadet is ejaculated on by a group of other cadets who take turns spit-roasting him , but before they blow their loads, they withdraw their dicks from the cadet's asshole and blast their loads on his face, in his mouth, and down his throat which he tries to swallow.

A bunch of other cadets cornered me in the cadet showers this morning and took care of their morning wood by giving me Cadet Bukkake!

Cadet Bukkake by USAF Cadet March 25, 2021

Cadet Oath 

The Cadet Oath is a pledge that all cadets make :" I wil not lie, cheat, or steal, and I will report any cadet who does."

We all took the Cadet Oath!

Cadet Oath by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020

CADET GUY 

This term refers to those who are so engrossed and utterly obsessed specifically with any form of military cadets (or perhaps any youth organisation) that they fail to think or say anything not about cadets. There are 12 levels of "guyness" which rank all cadets or youth organisation members from very unenthusiastic to sucking-off instructor just to gain favour. Cadet guys are usually single-minded individuals who only look to gain promotion and uphold prestige of unit for personal satisfaction. high level guys like to enforce their rank on others for ego boosts and will often use the word regalia. cadet guys are gimps

sampson said to the cadet commander: "i will do anything to become an officer"
cadet commander: "anything? you're such a cadet guy! down on your knees!"
sampson: "why thankyou sir!"

CADET GUY by spartacus the windowdresser February 11, 2010