cjones'n 

The act of being a complete and utter douchebag on the internet. People who can be called this are usually e-thugs who enjoy talking down to other people, complaining about other people, criticizing other people, stating the obvious, being a douchebag, proclaiming themselves "resident asshole", and being an all around unenjoyable person to be around.

Usually these people have all of the above mentioned traits, and are often the most hated person on the message board.

cjones: insert random douchebag internet toughguy comment
lugnutt: way to be a douche, bud.
irishman: don't worry, he's just cjones'n.

cjones'n by UtopiaCollegeSports March 20, 2010

CJOAB 

"Contemplating jumping off a building"
"Contemplating jumping off a bridge"
You get the fucking point

Henry: "What are you doing tonight?"
Bosco: "I'm at my in-laws for Passover dinner. We've been reading some pamphlet for two hours. I'm CJOAB."

CJOAB by fugazzi21 September 13, 2018

CJofGroveStreet

It's C J not CJ you fucking dweeb. Weird beard.

Did you hear about CJofGroveStreet?

Who?

CJofGroveStreet by GrandTheftSemiAutomatic September 21, 2018

cjoshum

A guy who is infuriating. He won’t admit his love even though you both know he wants to be your girlfriend. He is a lesser person than you, but it’s not his fault. He does not talk much, and tends to push people away, but that’s because he gets nervous around you. He sometimes likes to bully you out of love.

Person 1: cjoshum hasn’t responded?
Person 2: Yea, but I know it is because he’s having trouble responding, not because he’s ignoring me.

cjoshum by Pleaserespond November 11, 2019

CJOTUS 

Chief Justice of the United States

John Roberts is the 17th CJOTUS of the United States.

CJOTUS by not2y January 3, 2023

cjos

an acronym for Cow Jumps Over Sun.
a person who is very annoying, and is overly obsessive towards people who do not like her/him.
there can be many varieties of a CJOS, including, shor cjos, fat cjos, skanky cjos, and just the natural one.
no body likes cjos's.

She's so annoying! She's such a CJOS.

cjos by mhm53360 November 22, 2009

Cjoblin 

being a simp and siding with a girl who doesn't like you because you are a 2 and she is a 6 rather than your best mate

you took her side why are a Cjoblin

Cjoblin by guy falwks v2 March 11, 2022