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Jose Bustamante 

A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
Jose Bustamante by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020

Jose Bustamante 

A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
Jose Bustamante by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020

Ian Bustamante

Zestiest mother fucker on this planet he loves femboys and playing league of legends. He is the zesty prince he also has horrible music taste
Look at that guy he looks so gay!
He’s probably an Ian Bustamante.

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Bustacated 

Broken, torn open, ripped, not worth keeping
I bought a bad of boiled peanuts but the damn bag bustacated on me!
Bustacated by Dream Weaver August 27, 2016

Bustamanteism 

NOUN
1: a religious faith wherein God is declared awesome and worthy of correspondence, requiring no apparent effort or task of the believer in order to attain salvation
2: the belief that God is bustamante
Jesus died for me? No thanks, I've got Bustamanteism.
Bustamanteism by zarthaniel March 21, 2004