1) pretends to be cool, young and hip, so he can find ways to harm you

2) tries hard to get you to like him, and then shanks you!
Example uno:

1) Bustamonte says, "You like playing video games. I like playing video games." (drills deep into your bottom teeth). *whispers* I play a lot of video games with your teeth, motherfucker!

Example dos:

2) If you try to talk about his handy work in public, he shanks you on camera. (silence because I can't speak). *Bustamonte whispers* I'd shank you, again, if you don't shut up!
by abbalapzyo June 30, 2021
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