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bustamonte 

1) pretends to be cool, young and hip, so he can find ways to harm you

2) tries hard to get you to like him, and then shanks you!
Example uno:

1) Bustamonte says, "You like playing video games. I like playing video games." (drills deep into your bottom teeth). *whispers* I play a lot of video games with your teeth, motherfucker!

Example dos:

2) If you try to talk about his handy work in public, he shanks you on camera. (silence because I can't speak). *Bustamonte whispers* I'd shank you, again, if you don't shut up!
bustamonte by abbalapzyo June 29, 2021
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Bustamante 

a very cool last name
someone who is nice,generous and considerate
your best buddy

is pronounced (boost-a-mon-tay)
NOT pronounced (bust-a-men-tee)
Woah!!! Your last name is Bustamante?!?!?!? You must be AWESOME!!!!!!
Bustamante by Laura1342 August 4, 2010

bustamove 

To dance your ass off.
"DAMN did you see yo girl on the dancefloor; she really bustamove; FASHO! "
bustamove by yerface July 9, 2006

Bustamante 

A person who loves a women's jugs .
Hey, did you know that John is a Bustamante? (Tittie lover)

Bustamove 

What you do when you have done nothing all day except check facebook, email and reality TV updates then eventually realize you have commitments and/or people waiting on your ass to perform.
It was 4pm and I had to bustamove to get my work done.
Bustamove by ivana eruption March 27, 2011

Bustamanteism 

NOUN
1: a religious faith wherein God is declared awesome and worthy of correspondence, requiring no apparent effort or task of the believer in order to attain salvation
2: the belief that God is bustamante
Jesus died for me? No thanks, I've got Bustamanteism.
Bustamanteism by zarthaniel March 21, 2004

Cruz Bustamante 

A hispanic Oompa Loompa. Cheap labor version of a Non-Hispanic,Republican Oompa Loompa.
A standard Oompa Loompa get's to actually "touch" the candy at the Wonka Factory. The Hispanic Oompa Loompa such as Cruz Bustamante, empties the trash and unclogs the shitters at the Wonka factory for the Non-Hispanic Oompa Loompas.
Cruz Bustamante by Oddmoore October 8, 2003