Buscemi 

Someone who is permanently in the friend zone, not good looking enough to be the main attraction, but a very cool person. Named for the great Steve Buscemi.

She's a great chick, why don't you ask her out? Nah I Buscemi'ed her ages ago.

Buscemi by roro xolo July 27, 2014

Steve Buscemi 

Harmony's lover

Harmony and Steve Buscemi are SOOOOO in love. They're secretly fucking.

Steve Buscemi by stevebuscemih8er January 15, 2014

Buscemish 

having the traits of the charachters played my the actor Steve Buscemi.

he really acting buscemish today.

Buscemish by Terryu2 July 1, 2005

The Buscemi Scale 

The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.

I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.

The Buscemi Scale by Jlwiesler July 27, 2015

Steve Buscemi 

A Hollywood actor known for being in every Adam Sandler movie as a creep because they're friends.

Alternatively, his name is used as a meme by college kids. When a girl says she knows someone famous, a guy will ask if she knows famous person's good friend Steve Buscemi (and label him as whatever the famous person in question does). The girl will almost always say yes, catching her in the lie. Steve Buscemi and his weird eyes never fail.

Girl: I used to date Johnny Manziel at A&M.

Guy: oh, Johnny Manziel? So you must know his bestfriend on campus, one of his teammates, Steve Buscemi?
Girl: oh my god yaaas! Steve was SO good at football too!

Guy: Steve Buscemi is the actor that played Crazy Eyes in Mr. Deeds, ya fuckin cunty whore.

Steve Buscemi by KumbleSubbaswamy December 1, 2017

Buscemi Tingle 

When a dude cums multiple times in a row and gets the semen sucked out of him so hard that his eyes roll in the back of his head and looks like steve buscemi when they are opened again.

"Hey mike, I heard she gave you the 'ol buscemi tingle four times last sunday."

Buscemi Tingle by Thiggity Whompson June 15, 2017

Buschemed 

BOO-SHEMED

Adjective
broken, damaged or in disrepair

Verb

to accidentally injure, damage or ruin

That car looks pretty buschemed, it needs a new paint job.

I buschemed my toe the other day kicking the curb.

Buschemed by Realhero July 20, 2020