Burton 

notorious cat slapper

a monster who slaps innocent cats to gain the power of its soul. by slapping the cat, its soul is directly exposed to Burton and he can suck up all its life force. leaving the cat unfortuantley dead.

Burton also advertises washing machine cleaners and is somewhat of an urban legend.

Oh my Burton

washing machines live longer with Burton

watch out Burtons about... and hes coming for your cat

Burton by Suck_my_Burton_2k11 June 16, 2011

Burton 

(verb) An attempt to turn an obviously BLS ambulance run into an ALS run by talking the patient into having life-threatening symptoms. This is done in order to avoid taking care of the patient and/or avoiding paperwork.

That last patient only had a sprained ankle. Why did you try to Burton me?

Burton by papawM2 June 23, 2010

Burton 

a membrane found over the end of a mans penis, similar to a hymen on a woman and serving the same purpose

i heard he broke his burton docking...

Burton by fyi... February 20, 2010

Burton 

A rather homosexual way of saying the word penis.

Check out his Tim Burton

Burton by RPmicrosoftisgay April 7, 2008

Burton 

Burton is used when talking about an annoying boy at school and he has a bird like nose. It is also used when you talk about how someone is a bird boy with a bird nose.

Jack is so burton. have you seen his nose?

Burton by yourmumwaskinkylastnight June 27, 2020

Burton 

A man who is a hardworking buisness man. He is ALWAYS loud on the phone. He has a big nose.

Burton (on phone/ loud): HEEELLLOOOO!! ME AND THE FAM JUST GOT OUT OF THE MOVVVIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Burton by ooddoogottoyonak August 26, 2013

Burton 

(verb) An attempt to turn an obviously BLS ambulance run into an ALS run by talking the patient into having life-threatening symptoms. This is done in order to avoid taking care of the patient and/or avoiding paperwork. Also known as a Ressett.

That last patient only had a sprained ankle. Why did you try to Burton me?

Burton by ohsnap09080755 December 3, 2011