broomstick 

very small car aimed primarily at the female market (note: American readers may be unfamiliar with the term 'small car' but will no doubt become more familiar with it as peak oil hits). From Rogers Profanisaurus/Viz comic.

All five of us wanted to go to the park, but as the only car available was Sandra's broomstick, I had to go by bicycle - which was quicker anyway.

broomstick by Arjuna Krishna-Das December 14, 2008

Broomstick 

Replacement for the idiotic word fag.

Shit Head who thinks he's cool: Dude, You're Such a Fag!
Maddie: Broomstick, You FuckTard.

Broomstick by Meggo =]] September 16, 2008

BROOMSTICK 

The word one may say when one is throwing an object through that air or when one is just being obnoxious.

Aydan throws a water bottle to the front of the bus, BROOMSTICK (Aydan screams)

BROOMSTICK by Broomstick yeeter June 10, 2019

Broomstick 

A mentally handicapped human being who loves to rage about the Simplest things in the Transit Community.

random: OMG!!! BROOMSTICK RESPONDED TO MY COMMUNITY POST!!! YAY
broomstick: I can be racist when I want to

Broomstick by fuckshit7j7 June 7, 2022

broomstick rider 

A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.

Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).

"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"

"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"

"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!

broomstick rider by BRUTALTRUTHHURTS May 15, 2016

Broomstick Jenner 

The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.

Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)

Broomstick Jenner by Aaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaav March 9, 2020

Broomstick Prick 

A Broomstick Prick is someone who uses the Oppressor Mk 2 in Grand Theft Auto, and often hates fun and will stop at nothing to stamp it out.

That guy is such a Broomstick Prick, we can’t do anything while he’s in the session.

Broomstick Prick by Driver_Nephi July 24, 2019