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Bro-gurt like gogurt, meaning cum/jizz for brave souls bc spitters are quitters
Stacey: I always swallow my man's brogurt bc spitters are quitters

Jessica: omg you're freaky
Brogurt by Daddy wannabe emo June 11, 2019
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When you are comfortable enough with your masculinity to allow your friend to eat your yogurt without accusations of theft.
Hey Brian, some douchebag ate my yogurt!

Actually Adam, it was me.

Oh well, that's cool then cuz you're my brogurt. You're still a douchebag though.
brogurt by The Monkman August 1, 2008
When you are comfortable enough with your masculinity to allow your friend to eat your yogurt without accusations of theft.
Hey Brian, some douchebag ate my yogurt!

Actually Adam, it was me.

Oh well, that's cool then cuz you're my brogurt. You're still a douchebag though.
brogurt by The Monkman August 1, 2008
Bro-gurt; substance or film beneath the foreskin of the male uncircumcised penis
odor penis foreskin dick cheese duck butter brogurt
Brogurt by spacedog78 June 1, 2010
Brogurt is a way to define a literal god.
Person 1: Man look at Brogurt. Person 2: He's a god.
Brogurt by Brogurt_the_2nd September 9, 2019
Blogurt was an indie band that was not cool before it was cool to be not cool. It was an unlikely convergence of satirical, politically bent lyrics, funkified bass, rumpus-inducing pink electric guitar, grouchily lilting garage bassoon, and corn-fed drums.
Blogurt? This rock could pull some things.
Blogurt by WHT August 31, 2013