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bioshock 

An amazing next gen game made by 2k, where you, a middle aged man, travels to an underwater 'world' called Rapture, in which you get attacked by various creatures, most of them being "Splicers", but also the "Big Daddy", who protects the demon girls you meet up with throughout the game. Bioshock is now out for Xbox 360 and PC.
Person 1: Hey man, what's that you're playing?

Person 2: Oh, it's the new game Bioshock...it friggin owns dude.

Person 1: Sweet, how much is it?

Person 2: 50$

Person 1: NICE!
bioshock by coolperson336 August 28, 2007
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Bioshocker 

Two in the pink, drill in the ass.
Dude, chick's in the hospital. Someone gave her the Bioshocker.

bioshock 

youre this bitch ass guy with a sweater going to see your relatives in a plane ride but then it crashes because even god hates you and then you go underwaeter and theres thios bitch who fuckin loves potatoes and then you do things that can be considered homosexual and then theres these fuckers called sploicers and bog doddos and these little bitches you can kill or save but who CARES
''dude have you played bioshock it's so amazing''

''no i haven't played bioshock because i'm an asshole''
bioshock by bootyshock December 28, 2011

Bioshock 

1. A super badass game that makes you kill crying people that are crazy and/or paranoid,Shoot gaint diving suits, and capture little girls

2. You life getting shocked...what were you expecting?

3. Something that would probably get confused for Biohazard(Resident Evil) in Japan.
Dude Bioshock is BADASS MAN!

bigshocker 

A man from Slovenia who is genius.
BigShocker rulz.
bigshocker by Boris April 9, 2003

Bioshock 2 

Amazing sequel to Bioshock. Have fun experiencing the story of a life time whilst running around as a Big Daddy and kicking major ass. One of the greatest games ever.
"Dude, Bioshock 2 was even more amazing than the first!"
Bioshock 2 by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015

Bioshocker 

Being given the shocker after recently playing the popular Xbox 360/PC game Bioshock.
Macy preordered Bioshock and the other day after she finished a 4 hour session we and my two buds gave her the Bioshocker.
Bioshocker by Paul Grunion September 2, 2007