Bindle 

A bound book made from paper with a front cover and a back cover and anywhere from 100 to 300 pages inside, printed on paper and to be read on a comfortable chair at one's leisure.

"I hate reading e-books on a Kindle. Give me a real Bindle anyday!"

-- Overheard at water cooler at a bookstore in Manhattan in June 2009.

Bindle by PRwiz101 August 4, 2009

bindle 

for use when a complete "what the fuck" moment happens but you're in a situation where actually saying "what the fuck" is extremely uncouth
or for whenever saying "Bindle" is quicker than saying "what the fuck"

Did you see that? Bindle

bindle by yahitscool October 8, 2004

bindle 

yo mama's fat juicy rear

"ayo did you see justin's mom?? she got a bindle for real"

bindle by ur mailman February 1, 2022

Bindle Stiffed

When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.

Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.

Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.

Employee: He took $1.37

Bindle Stiffed by rekrap April 4, 2011

bindle stiff 

a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll

Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.

bindle stiff by Blake November 12, 2002

bindle bunny 

A chick who has sex for bindles of meth until that bindle is gone and jumps to the next bindle carrier of meth for the bindle

I just that bindle bunny at my homeboys house until he ran out of bindles now she's over here trying get bindles..

bindle bunny by Clemente1877 June 6, 2017

bindle stick 

Originates from ancient greek word meaning "Stick of the Most Awesomeness Power."

Bindle sticks are often made of cow tongues and bat droppings.

Wow, what a bindle stick!

bindle stick by El Me May 21, 2004