bindled

The result of being completely owned in such a way that there is no ability to recover. A person or a company that is completely and totally made to be somebody else's bitch.

I can't believe they allowed themselves to get bindled like that!

by 1d3n717y July 28, 2021

Bundled Like Bernie

Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.

Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 24, 2021

bindlestick

The slender piece of wood with which a bindlestiff holds his bindle.

The hobo was seen walking down the railroad tracks carrying his bundle on a bindlestick.

by MicheyJ January 11, 2012

bundled

In Hockey to hit someone so hard that their brains turn to mush and need to be assisted off the ice.

Geoff just got bundled! He left urine and blood all over the ice!

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

Bingled

To be got, hoodwinked, run amok, bamboozled in an obvious way, pwned, or otherwise yeeted in the manner of Zook Bingler, Esq.

John: You wouldn't believe what happened to me last night! I was getting out of the shower when Warren threw a pie in my face!

Tom: Oh man sounds like you got bingled!

John: Well if you think I was bingled just consider the top post of this definition and how absolutely bingled they got with this absolutely chonking galaxy brain answer to the question of what it is to be fully, completely, thoroughly, entirely, indubitably bingled with a side of chonkchonk and trank!

by jerrytom April 6, 2021

Bindle

A small envelope made by folding a square piece of paper, often used for carrying powdered drugs such as cocaine. Popular because it requires no tape, glue or fasteners and does not leak when folded correctly.

"There's a bindle on the mirror; just dump it out and lay out some lines."

by Arty Pop April 3, 2006

binkledum

a "wildly huge dildo"

"Guess what, I got that Andrew Tubinis kid home and I convinced him to stick it to me with his new, 17" binkledum!"

by Charles the second December 17, 2007