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jersey bike ride 

To trick an individual to partake in an intense endeavor, ending in an unfortunate surprise.
When Mike finally found the golden treasure chest and smelled the poop inside it, he immediately knew he was the subject of an elaborate Jersey Bike Ride.
jersey bike ride by BaDoSu9 December 14, 2016

polish bike ride 

When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.
The bully removed the seat from the geek's bike and forced him to take a polish bike ride.
polish bike ride by Arlin Mayer November 16, 2005

Lebanese Bike Ride 

When You pull on a chicks nipples and lick her pussy at the same time

naked bike ride 

a great uvm tradition.
last day of classes for fall and spring semester. we get trashed and run through campus in a big parade naked.
and NO ONE gets arrested
Hi mom
Guess what
I'm running naked and i'm drunk

Are you watching the naked bike ride tonight?
no dude im biking
sweet. . .

The Spicy Bike Ride 

The act of eating lots of hot peppers (ideally habaneros) and then having a woman sit on your face while you preform oral sex on her. Thus causing her to kick her legs in a bike riding motion while trying to escape the burning.
I stocked up on jalapenos so I can give her the spicy bike ride later.

Rocky Mountain Bike Ride 

When you have anal sex with a girl then make her ride a bike after.
Jason: How was your booze cruise with Joyce?
Matt: We pulled over to a hidden spot and I got her in the ass then we rode back home.
Jason: Ahh, Rocky Mountain Bike Ride.