the bifocals 

When a male ejaculates on a female's eye glasses. The male must fill each lense with his semen. After the lenses are filled with semen, the female must put the eye glasses on her face and go to the mall.

Man, I saw this chick at the mall yesterday that looked like she got the bifocals.

the bifocals by PB & Jelly January 5, 2011

Bifocals 

A weapon of mass destruction used by crazy rapist fathers.

"OH FUCK HES GOT THE BIFOCALS "

Bifocals by JuicyMcSanders June 9, 2018

Bilocated 

The act of two individuals identifying someone at two different locations at the same time.

The two friends bilocated John at the theatre and at his house at ten o' clock at night last friday.

Bilocated by jake0520 November 22, 2012

Bend yer bifocals 

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.

"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...

Bend yer bifocals by StevePoodle August 3, 2025