Tune Baked 

When you're really happy usually talking to a good friend and you're listening to your highest preference of music (usually the people who feel this listen to techno music, or other really calm music such as gorillaz, some of ben folds, etc.) it's like a natural high. Same feeling as friend high.

Guy1 is listening to "o green world'-gorillaz (Status: Tune Baked)
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along

Tune Baked by AssassiNazi June 14, 2011

baked bads 

Muffins, or other bakery, created from the following ingredients: potato chips, soda, lemon juice, and worms. More generally, a terrible food concoction that makes you sick. Comes from the episode "Applebuck Season" of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Nurse: It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.
Pinkie Pie: No, not baked goods, baked bads.

baked bads by grueislurking May 5, 2011

Half baked Intellectualism 

Half baked Intellectualism refers to individuals whos only merit or credibility in relation with either political or social topics or matters lies explicitly upon their research and study and not backed with any level of first hand personal experience. therefore lacking any level of true or real incite and understanding of the mentioned topics or issues. Whereby they simply recite the works of others and thus fancy them selves to be knowledgeable and educated. Without having made any real contribution to the discussion or issue at hand.

The best way to summarise Half baked Intellectualism. Is to say that

Mike who has his whole life lived in a free society and thus has never experienced first hand the horrors of tyranny or subjugation, but has a Masters degree in political science. Writes a book addressing his views in relation with life under tyranny and suppression.

Half baked Intellectualism by Baron Neville June 29, 2015

eating baked beans while watching cars two 

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

eating baked beans while watching cars two by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

When the egg is fresh baked 

"eggs are tasty. the egg could be a sunny-side up, hard boiled, scrambled, etc. if the egg is fresh baked, i will do a dance with my friends on top of the british flag with my man, plumpous"

-Tahan

Oh wow! A beautiful egg! When the egg is fresh baked, I will do a dance!

When the egg is fresh baked by RickRollin with Slim Shady February 10, 2022

Baked 

high as fuck...nuder inluence of WEED...high in the sky

i got baked today with my firedn, i almost passed out

Baked by pothead August 6, 2003

Baked oil rubdown 

To receive a rubdown while baked or by someone who is baked.

With the surprise gift from the school counselor, Bill’s bird enjoyed a baked oil rubdown from a Melanie.

Baked oil rubdown by Tonka wood chuck November 26, 2020