baptize the car 

When you baptize the car you exceed 100 mph for the first time.

You should baptize the car right now!

baptize the car by mbergy April 18, 2018

baptize your car

Baptizing your car is when you exceed 100 mph for the first time.

I’m about to baptize your car.

baptize your car by mbergy April 18, 2018

baptize your passenger 

When a girl rides on the passenger seat of a motorcycle with a short skirt and no panties, preferrably wet.

Do you want to baptize my passenger?

Can I baptize your passenger?

baptize your passenger by speckokecko September 5, 2023

baptize some democrats 

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything

Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats

baptize some democrats by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025

reverse baptize

the act of forcibly gripping the upper neck of an individual and aggressively slamming the individual's face forward in a way that resembles a priest baptizing an individual's head in reverse.

"michael's face originally resembled his brother's, but his mother reverse baptized his face into boiling hot cherry pie turning his face into mush."

reverse baptize by seano'sullivan April 29, 2016

Toilet Baptize

completely translated from the swedish expression "toalettdöpa" (toilet baptize) which is the same as "swirling". you grab a guy and put his head down into a toilet and then flush!

Next time that guy shows up, we're gonna toilet baptize him

Toilet Baptize by Eddie Dexx October 9, 2010

baptizing the twins 

When you sit down on the toilet and someone left the seat up and your do-dads dip in the water.

I woke up in the middle of the night and wet to the can, but somebody left the seat up and I ended up baptizing the twins.

baptizing the twins by nippleboy September 1, 2009