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steve bannon 

(n) A street-wise pugnacious nihilist who wields an enlightened confidence of the anti-progress glory in this most unredeemable of all centuries. A prophet of salvation through self-preservation. Bannon is actually a life-and-blood spinoff from classic Shakespearean villains. The Bannonite remains the ultimate type of literary villain character that borders on cartoonish. If Shakespeare was alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club and the Joker from a Batman movie.
Putin: Hello White House, let me talk to Mr. President.
Trump: I am speaking.
Putin: Not you, Agent Orange. I am referring to the real President Mr. Steve Bannon.
steve bannon by londonsufist February 24, 2017

Sludge Bannon 

Very much like a sludge cannon, only with the endless torrent of molten shite pouring forth from the mouth, rather than the anus
The average Sludge Bannon will last six to eight months in a political administration before Donald Trump fires him for not being quite racist enough.

Skeeve Bannon 

A guy lurking around the background who you are sure is up to something.
"Keith just stood in the corner all night at Maggie's party and didn't talk to anyone. When I looked over at him he winked and blew me a kiss. What a Skeeve Bannon!"
Skeeve Bannon by SkeeveBannon February 1, 2017

The Steve Bannon 

When you lick the butthole, then the dick.
Bro, it was so weird... We were hooking up and everything was going great, but all of a sudden, she went for the Steve Bannon :(
The Steve Bannon by Squidjunknasty January 21, 2018

Steve ‘Otis’ Bannon

Nickname awarded to the MAGAt political strategist, because of his uncanny resemblance to Otis Campbell, the lovable drunkard on the ‘Andy of Mayberry’ sitcom.
Steve ‘Otis’ Bannon looks more hungover than the Mayberry town drunk. He needs to be put back in jail until he sobers up.

Bancon sarnie 

When a pig gets impaled on a spike while you’re trying to commit corporate espionage.
Mans a bancon sarnie now innit
Bancon sarnie by azzbarG June 16, 2021