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If there's grass on the field, play ball

Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).
"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"
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Lets Play Ball

When one wants to woo you, they will suggest to play ball. Next thing you know you are their universe verse verse verse verse. Mark Lee coined this word on the historic date December 14th 2021 that changed the arrangement of the universe and shook the world. Word.
Lets play ball? Yo....you're my universe ;)
"I'm gonna play ball with Robert tonight."
"Let's get drunk and play ball."
Play Ball by mlballstar April 24, 2011
In a relationship in which one partner is polyamorous, the act of the monogamous partner allowing the poly partner to occasionally have sexual relations with other partners. Similar to a “hall pass,” it shows respect, trust, and mutual understanding between the partners. Those who refuse to play ball are frankly immature, possessive, controlling, and often abusive to their partners.
I thought I’d never get to hook up with Bella, but luckily her boyfriend decided to play ball. He’s such a cool and understanding guy.

Play ball on their own 

When something is top of their game and no-one else comes even close to competing. Παίζουν μάππαν μόνοι τους. First used in the 2020’s by A.Dose
Oh my god. Have you seen the new couture show? Amazing! They play ball on their own!
Playing Ball is like shooting with some one.

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off 

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.
Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.