Baileys' Law 

Baileys' law states that:

Science = Magic

This law was first discovered on 8th of February 2010 by James Bailey in Westwood college, leek, england.

Mr Bailey is a fine student who's a fantastic chemist, biologist and physicist. He is also an English Language extraordinaire.
He first discovered the theory of magic in a chemistry class and realising that magic can explain everything, including the creation of the universe. He explained it to some teachers and fellow student who saw him as being retarded. But after many, many minutes proved his discovery by answering a question with 'magic', proving that magic was a possible answer.

Mrs Blake: 'What is the answer to this equation then james?'
James: 'Magic'
Mrs Blake: 'excuse me?'
James: 'it is. Baileys' law says so'

Baileys' Law by Baileys' Law February 8, 2010

Bailer 

A type of person that says they can do something, but when the time comes to meet up with the person that invited them to the event, they make up some lame ass excuse to why they can't come.

Person 1: Can you make it to the target center for the Ozzy concert this evening at 6?
Person 2: Totally dude.

*at 6:05 PM*
Person 2: *calls person 1 on his cell* sorry dude I can't make it, my dog has toenail fungus and I need to bring him to the vet
Person 1: okay *hangs up* God I know so many fucking bailers!

Bailer by Nekocatz November 21, 2007

baileys 

A particularly pleasant experience that just slips down your throat.Once started its difficult to stop. Particularly nice with crushed ice.

Double baileys with ice please.

baileys by Tracey March 14, 2004

Broke Ballers 

Someone or a group of individuals who have no money, own only 2 pair of pants and 3-6 shirts, and drive a hooptie, but yet still manage to pull a little game.

Tacoma, WA is full of broke ballers

Broke Ballers by U-SUCK September 11, 2003

David Baileys Irish Creme 

A porno about Jizzing in Ireland

Did you see all that jizz in David Baileys Irish Creme?

David Baileys Irish Creme by Dickakatyleryourbuddy January 18, 2009

Baglers 

The french fries that fall out of your french fry container into the bag.

"Dude, can I have the baglers?"

Baglers by vwbusmike73 January 6, 2008

Baileys 

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
Bailey's. Mmm... creamy.
And this one's as close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes gettin' wet.

Stef:Say, Rachel, fancy some baileys??
Rachel:yeah! why not!. But i only drink it from shoes.
Stef:oh yeah totally, no other why to drink it!
*clunk shoes together and down contents in a celebratory fashion.*

Baileys by PlanPony January 18, 2008