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Can refer to a line from the 1981 Mel Gibson movie "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior," in which the leader of the antagonists is described as the "Warrior of the Wasteland" and the "Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla"
Toady: "Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!"
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ayatollah of rock and rollah 

Is Lord Humungus form Mad Max 2 (known as The Road Warrior in the U.S.), Lord of the Waste Land.

Lord Humungus (Kjell Nilsson) is the violent, yet charismatic and articulate leader of a "vicious gang of post-holocaust, motorcycle-riding vandals" who "loot, rape, and kill the few remaining wasteland dwellers. Styling himself the "warrior of the wasteland, the ayatullah of rock-and-rollah", Humungus' "malevolence courses through his huge pectorals, pulses visibly under his bald, sutured scalp. Humungus' face is never seen, as he wears a hockey goalies' mask; as far as clothing, he has a bare torso adorned only with leather biker paraphernalia. There is nothing to suggest what his background was prior to the apocalyptic war, but there are indications that he possibly suffered from radiation exposure. Although ruthless, he also appears to have the ability to think rationally in times of crisis.
Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah!

Ayatollah Assahola 

A term used to describe western sentiments towards the consolidation of power by the fundamentalist/terrorist radical, Grand Ayatollah Khomeini and his cadre of fanatics in 1979. Though Khomeini is long dead, the term is still applicable to any radical Ayatollahs including: Nakhbadeh, Zahedi, and even Ayatollah Razmada.
If that Ayatollah Assahola doesn't stop sponsoring terrorism I’ll take him to the curb
Ayatollah Assahola by OnionSoup December 21, 2008

ayatollah of rock and rolla

ayatollah of rock and rolla made millions tap out to the walls of jericho
ayatollah of rock and rolla by Y2J November 30, 2003

ayatollah assahola 

A slang term used to describe a muslim leader.
One that muslims respect but all others laugh their arses off at because of their funny beards and stupid tea towels on their heads.
Also they talk funny.
"Some leb got offended at my ayatollah assahola shirt so he ran away to get some buddies to beat me up, but by the time they got back i was kickin back in the shire."
ayatollah assahola by allabaster August 31, 2006

Ayatollah Soy Latte 

Q . "What's up with Jack Dorcys new Osama Bin Laden style look?"
A. "Oh, right, you mean Ayatollah Soy Latte?
I think he's is trying to curry favor with BIG Twitter shareholder,

Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal ."
Ayatollah Soy Latte by RocketMan February 3, 2021

ayatollah of areola

a title in the player hierarchy achieved by scholars who have demonstrated highly advanced knowledge of titties
"Damn look at the titties on that girl my boy is talking to. He is the ayatollah of areola!"
ayatollah of areola by 2stainz April 30, 2013