Person 1: Where's America?
Person 2: On the map.. What do you mean '' Where's America''?
Person 1: You must be born on August 29th
Person 2: Yeah! How did you know!!
National Steak Curtain Day. By law, every alpha male is required to grab the steak curtain of the baddest bitches.
Chad 1- Bro I really wish I could grab her meat purse
Chad 2- Bro, you even know what day it is?
Chad 1- uhh August 29th?
Chad 2- bro grab her coot like Micheal Jackson, it's National Steak Curtain Day
The Men born on this day are the best, and most loving guys, they are always perfect, and are always true to there word.
If you are with a man born on August 29th, you should stay with them forever. These men when they grow up are absolutely stunning.
Girl 1: Hey, I really like you...
Boy 1: Same, you're pretty.
Girl 2: OMG. She actually got with that guy! He's even born on August 29th!