Assassination tower 

Assassination tower is where 10 year old boys who jerk of to halo women. Most AT players take this halo custome game to a hole new level of try hard btw the hosts of AT are assholes btw they have halo couples and give long ass blow jobs to there masters

U wanna give me a virtual blow job in assassination tower babe.

Assassination tower by GAULSKULL August 30, 2016

assasiraped 

To get assulted,raped,or hurt from behind,unaware.

While having an airsoft war, I got assasiraped from behind.

assasiraped by Chris B.A.N. April 13, 2008

Assassination Fart 

When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.

As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.

Assassination Fart by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012

consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".

*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

consider her assassinated by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008

Assassination 

to murder by a sudden and/or secret attack often for political reasons. usually prompted by religious, ideological, political, or military motives. Additionally, assassins may be prompted by financial gain, revenge for perceived grievances, a desire to acquire fame or notoriety

Person 1 - What is assassination? Is it possible to assassinate yourself.

Person 2 - No.

Person 1 - Why?

Person 2 - Because that would be suicide and suicide is pre-mediated, not sudden. Assassins are prompted when there is something to gain. What would you gain if you killed yourself.

Person 1 - Nothing

Person 2 - Exactly

Assassination by yourewrong March 23, 2011

verbal assassination 

A group of words that range from a few sentences to lengthy paragraphs which radiate supreme mastering of the art of language. The purpose of a verbal assassination is to impress the target person with your skills to either grind their self-esteem down to the size of a pea, raise their spirits in an uplifting manor, or simply to impress others with your ability to place words together in an inspiring fashion.

Claire is a master at verbal assassination. She is the verbal assassinator that all other verbal assassinators are subordinate to.

verbal assassination by Verbal Assassinator July 25, 2010

Conversation Assassination 

A comment given precisely to kill a conversation. Usually consists of "oh", "k", "ok", or "ya".

"So you know what I'm excited for?" - Male
"What's that?" - Female
"Football starts Friday!" - Male
"Oh ok." - Female
"Classic conversation assassination." - Male

Conversation Assassination by AwkwardSilenceGuy August 29, 2010