Americanglish
Americanglish by Tom A. Hawkes August 22, 2012
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Americanisms
Americanisms are ridiculous mispellings and mispronunciations of the beautiful English language by the yanks. This often involves missing vitally important letters from such words as 'herbs' (in American ' 'erbs'); maths ('math'); through (thru) and bizzarre pronunciations of words such as basil ('baysill'); mirror ('meeyor')and aluminium (alloominum). We invented it, albeit it with a little help from Ancient Romans, Celts and French so stop messing around with it!
Such Americanisms are
Billy-Jo-Bob: Yo whassap dude, yo mama got any 'erbs?
Mary-Jane-Sue: Yeah, they're in the trunk behind the alloominum foil and math books. Be careful of my sweat pants and sneakers.
Billy-Jo-Bob: Yo whassap dude, yo mama got any 'erbs?
Mary-Jane-Sue: Yeah, they're in the trunk behind the alloominum foil and math books. Be careful of my sweat pants and sneakers.
Americanisms by Thingymibob March 21, 2007
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Americanglish
uh-mer-i-kang-lish - noun
A term to describe a slang language based on English, originating out of the United States, which combines all American slang, for example, Valley Girl, Ubonics, Redneckesse, Phillitalian and others in a jumbled mesh of uneducated inept noises and incompleted thought processes.
Consisting of more repeated swear words than any other language, Amercanglish words usually only consist of one or two syllables, however, words containing three or more syllables are generally repeated constantly in incorrect context.
The basis of these words assist in the formation of incomplete sentences accompanied with informal interjections, (i.e. Like), awkward, improper combinations of words, (i.e. Nawmean?), mispronounced words, (i.e. "Dat' for "that") erroneous words with double negatives, (i.e. irregargless) improper contractions, and a multitude of unintentional malapropism (an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously).
Americanglish is normally used by people who pretentiously choose to sound ignorant or stupid, because to them intellect and proper English is like totally elitist and shit.
A term to describe a slang language based on English, originating out of the United States, which combines all American slang, for example, Valley Girl, Ubonics, Redneckesse, Phillitalian and others in a jumbled mesh of uneducated inept noises and incompleted thought processes.
Consisting of more repeated swear words than any other language, Amercanglish words usually only consist of one or two syllables, however, words containing three or more syllables are generally repeated constantly in incorrect context.
The basis of these words assist in the formation of incomplete sentences accompanied with informal interjections, (i.e. Like), awkward, improper combinations of words, (i.e. Nawmean?), mispronounced words, (i.e. "Dat' for "that") erroneous words with double negatives, (i.e. irregargless) improper contractions, and a multitude of unintentional malapropism (an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously).
Americanglish is normally used by people who pretentiously choose to sound ignorant or stupid, because to them intellect and proper English is like totally elitist and shit.
Americanglish uh-mer-i-kang-lish - noun
examples:
"Like, I totally, like think dat duh fuckin' evuhdence 'gainst mah yung buhl is inconsecluded, and its fuckin bull shit, 'cuz he weren't nowhere 'round dat dere vicinity, and like, is beyond duh jury's apprehension... nawuhtumsayin?"
"'I be understandin' the bondage 'tween mother and child, I don't never be taken' my fuckin' children for granite, Ahmma woman of great statue, so nevamine yo bidness, bitch."
"When I were in that wooder, a damn fish near decapitated my foot."
"We is gonna disembowel on our trip tomorrow, fuckin like so much football an' shit."
"Wut is you doin? Dis elevatah's got a weight totacity."
examples:
"Like, I totally, like think dat duh fuckin' evuhdence 'gainst mah yung buhl is inconsecluded, and its fuckin bull shit, 'cuz he weren't nowhere 'round dat dere vicinity, and like, is beyond duh jury's apprehension... nawuhtumsayin?"
"'I be understandin' the bondage 'tween mother and child, I don't never be taken' my fuckin' children for granite, Ahmma woman of great statue, so nevamine yo bidness, bitch."
"When I were in that wooder, a damn fish near decapitated my foot."
"We is gonna disembowel on our trip tomorrow, fuckin like so much football an' shit."
"Wut is you doin? Dis elevatah's got a weight totacity."
Americanglish by Sparkle Awesomnator July 9, 2009
Americanlish
Dear what’s up dude I am here to inform you about the dank weather where having it is gonna be super lit
safe regards
Mc Joe duh Rapper presenting you the Americanlish language
safe regards
Mc Joe duh Rapper presenting you the Americanlish language
Americanlish by Teendultager June 12, 2018
American-itis
American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.
"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."
"He can barely say any words without the accent."
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."
"He can barely say any words without the accent."
American-itis by vaqlued June 8, 2023
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