Alphy Dumpy 

An alphy dumpy is someone who's face looks completely morphed or mutated.

Ronnie-hey man, did you see see that guy over there?
Jeff-yeah dude hes an alphy dumpy

Alphy Dumpy by Revansmask June 19, 2010

alphasmurf 

The alpha of the smurfs. Looks like a blueberry but more Alpha.

Bob: oh shit I just stepped on a blueberry!
Jamal: you stupid wigga that was the ALPHASMURF!

alphasmurf by Alphasmurf September 11, 2022

Alpyhs

Someone that stays inside an watches anime like a total loser

Papyrus has been an Alpyhs lately

Alpyhs by ElkTheZelk November 11, 2018

Alphastatism Syndrome 

the desire to create/remake a game out of nostalgia often done by incompetent individuals with usually overstretched ambition

"Oh cool a new Electric State Alpha Remake!" "Bro, you are having an Alphastatism Syndrome episode."

Alphastatism Syndrome by Limernails March 10, 2023

Alphasexual 

A term closely related to Metrosexual, yet to a higher extennt. A man who grooms, shaves a lot of things, high interest in fitness, expensive taste, and generally straight.

George Clooney and Bono are quite the Alphasexuals.

Did you see that guys, he's like the hulk yet with waxed eyebrows and shaved legs! Smells good too!

Alphasexual by Alberto Contador January 3, 2011

Lil Alphy 

Lil Alphy, the twin of lil richy
Lil richy is more evil then lil alphy and nobody ever knows which one is which

Ryan: hey Iil richy
lil alphy: umm I’m lil Alphy you dumb bitch

Lil Alphy by JumboJuice69420 October 6, 2019

Alphas 

The best show on Sci-Fi channel to date! It's like X-men where no one is invincible or overpowered.

"Did you see Alphas this monday?"
"No, I don't get sci-fi channel."
"At what point is someones quality of life low enough that euthenaia becomes warrented?"
"I don't understand the question."
"No, I suppose you don't."
*draws firearm

Alphas by Warren Lawrom Darado October 6, 2011