Flying Albertros 

When a chick is taking it in the vag and the ass and giving head while giveing 2 handies. looks liek she is flapping with the handies

dude1: wanna have a flying albertross with jen
dude2: yeah but were 3 short
dude1:bags backdoor
dude2:mouth

Flying Albertros by ;) August 2, 2004

Alerternative 

A native american who is insistent on alerting everyone they meet to the dangers of global warming, air pollution, and pointy green cacti.

That alerternative was really fucking annoying.

Alerternative by jcran December 21, 2008

albeiter 

A woman who enjoys the taste of another womans vagina.
A female who plays softball, wears flannel, maintains a mullet/short "spike" cut, hates men, fears the dong.

"Pat is clearly an "Albeiter", as she much resembles "Al" from Tool Time.

albeiter by Mike/Brandon December 31, 2005

alberkerque snoodle 

un like in a snoodle where 2 men rub their genatles together 2 women do it instead

between 2 homosexual women

alberkerque snoodle by Jordan June 1, 2003

Alberte

"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.

She's acting like Alberte

Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte

Alberte by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016

Alberte

an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well

Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman

Alberte by ahahhaah January 22, 2018

Alberte

The best person you'll ever meet. She loves space and dreams about going there sometime.

She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.

Person 1: Alberte is such a sweetheart
Person 2: Ikr, she's such a cutie

Alberte by Kiwi0300 March 25, 2018