Air Conditioner Mechanic 

a form of labour aimed at young lazy people whom wish never to work, get a flashy job title and speak alot of smack about air conditioners. Also trained to beleive that they are supirior when in fact they are driven to slavery by their tradesman to make way for the one whom upon arival the Air Condition Mechanics beleive will bend the space time continum with his ability to bludge so much.

Bob - i heard you got a job
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
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Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low

Air Conditioner Mechanic by lenny xox king October 17, 2008

Mcgrath Air-Conditioner. 

A standard BJ, only when the woman has an ice cube in her mouth so that your dick may be cooled and refreshed for further use.

Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.

1) It was 98 degrees while I was mowing the lawn, so I had my woman cool me down with the old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.

Mcgrath Air-Conditioner. by coolkidcookscrack May 5, 2010

The Leaky Air Conditioner  

A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.

I gave her The Leaky Air Conditioner on a hot summers eve

The Leaky Air Conditioner by The Middle & The Bear September 6, 2007

Arizona Air Conditioner

This is when a female puts two ice cubes in her Vagina and queefs in her partners face, while they are eating her out.

Babe, it's so damn hot out. Maybe you can give me an Arizona Air Conditioner tonight and we can both cool off a bit.

Arizona Air Conditioner by Roberto TM June 18, 2014

Redneck Air Conditioner 

Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.

Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.

Redneck Air Conditioner by NancyinGA July 6, 2008

Ghetto Air Conditioner 

A $10 box Fan Set up in an Open Window. Often by people to cheap to buy an air conditioning unit!!

Man That Leroy is a cheap bastard its 100 degrees out, He got Central Air and yet he got that Ghetto Air Conditioner goin full blast instead!!

Ghetto Air Conditioner by pza97 April 4, 2011

mexican air-conditioner 

To let the breeze flow naturally, through either nakedness or an unzipped fly.

It's a corker out here today, even Gazza's got his mexican air-conditioner running!

mexican air-conditioner by Eupherism September 25, 2010