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Ahmet is a good judge of character and curious to meet new people. Self-sacrificing for everyone, only not for himself. He’s charming, but needs to go to gym. As meekly as he seems, he can be the one who burns the ships when he feels let down. Ahmet cuts his relationship with those who disregard, humiliate and keep lie to him. Especially with ********* :/
Dude: Where did Ahmet go, haven’t heard of him for months?!?
Girl: Well, you better give him a ring to find it out!
Ahmet by TinkeyWinkey January 19, 2020
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A fucking arsehole fucks all the bitches in the club next day can’t even recall their names.
See that Ahmet stay away from him or the next thing you’ll feel his giant dick in your mouth!!!
Ahmet by TinkeyWinkey November 23, 2018
The sweetest embodiment of multiple personality disorder. He can get tough like bottle opener and sweet like a midnight kadayıf.
Seems to be a genius in any high spirit topic and gets sweeped to parallel uni erse while changing the bed sheets.

He is the number one spirit to keep in your pocket bottle if You can handle swinging like a Foucault pendulum.
Tamer and maestro of Joe.
You need some friday Ahmet man, thrre is a life out there!
Ahmet by tiramisu93 June 30, 2018
When doing a burnout and hitting second gear, you suddenly hear a very loud and violent pop. This is something that you do not want to happen.
DESTROYED my clutch and possibly broke something...

As soon as I hit 2nd on a burn out, I heard a very loud and violent POP! I think I pulled an Ahmet :shiftyeyes
Ahmet by RedDevilGT October 8, 2011
adada ahmet
ahmet by emrekaya October 11, 2021
Ahmet is going to pakistan
Ahmet by theguynextdoor2 May 13, 2021
a yozgatli whos always lying
Ahmet du hond
Ahmet by Sdenaz November 24, 2021