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agony aunt 

a womon in a magazine who gives you advice if you are a sad person with no one else to talk to.
person; " dear agony auntt, my best friend is so much better looking, cleverer, and an all around brilliant person that I feel inadequate. What should I do?"

agony aunt: "kill yourself" (not really; that last bits a joke
agony aunt by bradhadair January 8, 2005

agony in pink 

a fan fiction written by the dark ranger that involves kimberly (the pink power ranger) being mercilessly tortured by a monster that lord zedd created.
agony in pink is banned in Australia.
agony in pink by dailyqwerty February 9, 2012

Agony of Defeat 

Phrase originally made famous on the old ABC's Wide World of Sports show that aired on Saturday afternoons. A hapless ski jumper fell off the jump and had the misfortune to have that little video clip replayed about a zillion times over the years.
Antonym is Thrill of Victory
Bringing you the wide world of sports, where you can experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all within the comfy confines of your living room.

He blew that $1,000 Nassau and then got fired for letting down the Chairman's team - talk about the agony of defeat.
Agony of Defeat by AdamanEve April 12, 2006

Agony in Pink 

A story of requited love. The love between a torture crazed biophidelic monster and his/her victim.
"Say goodbye, Kimberly," muttered Kat under her
breath, "and say hello to your worst nightmare!"
Agony in Pink by David LeFanu December 10, 2003

Agony of Defeat 

A feeling, the pain you get when you do not win. A substantial loss, or failure to complete a task.
"I know we cannot win Ohio despite the provisional ballots"
Agony of Defeat by Nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004

Agony Dispute 

A NARDCORE band from OXNARD!!!
oxnard hardccore
Agony Dispute by jacob December 12, 2003