afterthoughtful

adj., showing consideration for others only when it is obviously way too late and, usually, only when forced to do so. In other words, a thoughtful gesture made as a total afterthought.

Two roommates run into each other in the hallway ...
Guy: Hey, want to grab a beer?
Guy's friend: I can't tonight. I'm going out with Samantha and Colleen ... oh ... want to come along?
Guy: Thanks! That was very *afterthoughtful* of you!

Girlfriend calls on phone, on Friday evening, after being away 2 weeks on a business trip ...
Girlfriend: Hi! I'm back from my business trip. I put together a hiking trip. Of course, you're invited!
Guy: Thanks! That was very *afterthoughtful* of you!

Guy who can no longer lie about attending an upcoming party to 1 of 5 girlfriends ...
Girlfriend: Let's do something tonight!
Guy: Uhh, so yeah ... Tonight is the big party. Want to go with me?
Girlfriend: Thanks! That was very *afterthoughtful* of you!

afterthoughtful by Enrique Rodriguez August 4, 2008

Get merch

Get the afterthoughtful mug.

See more merch

afterholidaydementia

The type of feeling you get after a long holiday and going back to work. You forgot passwords, names of people, mails, meetings, etc.

It takes a few days to recover and get up to speed again.

Hey Bart, don't you remember what we talked about a few weeks ago?

Sorry Daniele, I am suffering from afterholidaydementia.

afterholidaydementia by elbartos January 11, 2022

Get merch

Aftertoke

To engage in smoking a cigarette immediately following any smoking of marijuana.

Okay dude, roach it.. It's time for an aftertoke.

Aftertoke by ClarkeKentIsCrunk January 24, 2007

Get merch

Afterthought

An insult used to describe someone of little or no importance; someone so lame and useless they're just considered a mere afterthought. Used by one of the characters in GTA V.

"You're a waste of space on this earth!"

"Fuckin' whatever..."

"Idiot! You depressing afterthought! Why oh why weren't you drowned at birth!?"

Afterthought by lester square October 2, 2013