Account Manager 

What an employer will post in a job description, trying to make some job look like an awesome, experience-gaining, entry-level beginning to a wonderful career in Marketing techniques, strategies, and problem-solving, and all with competitive salary. When in reality, it's being a door-to-door salesman or a telesaleman making cold calls all day with commission-based pay.

IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING FOR ACCOUNT MANAGER
Run in a local office near you. COMPETITIVE PAY. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.
Work for a great company, gain skills in marketing techniques, problem-solving and working as a team an alone, competitive pay + bonuses. I SWEAR THIS IS A GREAT JOB.

Account Manager by j_ballin April 7, 2015

account suicide 

Like suicide, in which you lose your account for something like a message board or Yahoo!. Often done by breaking the rules as strongly as one can.

Also known as LUEicide on LUE (Life, the Universe, and Everything).

After deciding I was unwanted on Sonic CulT, I decided to commit account suicide before I could get voted out of the board.

account suicide by dj gs68 July 8, 2003

Account Deleted 

the most heartbreaking and terrifying thing to see on roblox. Many have not resurfaced after knowing their roblox account has been terminated. some say people have even killed themselves.

i don't know how to put this in an example so im just gonna say "Account Deleted" and go with it.

Account Deleted by Allan x August 6, 2021

account hacked? 

A sarcastic comment used on social media to express surprise or confusion towards a post. Such a post tends to be out-of-character, random, meaningless or simply strange.

__________________________________________________________
\Bob: Loving Psy's new song Daddy. Didn't know why I hated K-Pop so\
\much. Why ain't everyone listening to this shit? \
\__________________________________________________________\
----Comments----
Kris: Maecenas dictum facilisis turpis quis sagittis.
Macbeth: Vitae imperdiet orci magna nec enim.
Jay: Account hacked?
Jasper: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit!!!

account hacked? by CH3791 April 23, 2016

Account ghost 

When you give someone (you trust) your password and they start messing around with it as if it is theirs and reply to your e-mails/PMs usually stating that they're your account ghost.

Lily's friend: Hey, wussup?

Lily: Nothing, I went to the Green Day concert. Then I got an awesome shirt from the concert.

Lily's Friend: Really?! Awesome!

'Account ghost': Lily is not here at the moment so her account ghost shall be filling in for her. :B

Lily's Friend: WTF?! o.0

Account ghost by Lily from gaia September 12, 2005

Account rape 

Going into someone's account or something of that nature without their consent. This usually happens when someone is stalking someone thinking their doing something good for someone else.

Rosie, Lajuana, and others were account raping him because they called capital one and told him when his w2 would come in the mail and going into his Nursedash job application putting a phone number he doesn't use. Also somehow found out his checking account balance.

Account rape: Going into someone's account or something of that nature without their consent. This usually happens when someone is stalking someone thinking their doing something good for someone else.

Account rape by Miktionary February 12, 2022

Account buyer 

Related to the popular Valve video game, Dota 2. Someone who purchases an account usually for the purpose of

a)Playing on a herald (lowest rank) account.
b)Playing on a high ranked account (typically Divine or Immortal)

Reasons for buying a low ranked account are that it takes 100 hours of unranked game time in order to access ranked and herald 1 star accounts are highly sought after for dunking on noobs.
Reasons for buying a high ranked account are multi-faceted. Some people think they aren't at the rank they are meant to be for whatever reason (some believe in the forced 50-50 myth). This gives the player a chance to play with higher ranked games for supposedly better quality games. This often results in a quick succession of losses, ruining most games they are in because they aren't at their appropriate skill bracket. Don't buy accounts, people. Please.

A famous account buyer is leopold, a herald ranked player (with a particular expertise in the hero, Undying), who bought account after account in the extremely high end of the immortal bracket and went on very long losing streaks.

People who provide the accounts for account buyers often come from poorer countries with economic strains; Russia is a prime example. A university student may find it very lucrative to boost up accounts for purchase as a side hustle whilst they study.

christianrojoisme: Leopold 2.0 aka The Herald Account Buyer finally won his first game in the Immortal bracket

Account buyer by BringerofRain44 September 2, 2022