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If you put 5 fingers up in a photo 

You have a crazy crush on them and they are a really good skier
Omg "if you put 5 fingers up in a photo". He likes me and I’m an amasing skier

is a thumb a finger

One time Emily asked us "is a thumb a finger" and since then we haven't talked to her
is a thumb a finger by cnsd January 5, 2017

NOT-A-FINGER 

What someone says to somebody else when somethings not to be touched.
The old man hollered NOT-A-FINGER at the kid's because he didn't want them touching anything.
NOT-A-FINGER by jpg3 November 18, 2011

missing a finger 

A phrase used when one cannot find the true objective in a mindfuck picture that is meant to make you shit bricks. Not to be confused with the true meaning of the picture, as the picture is never going to be literally missing a finger because that wont make anyone shit bricks.
John: I cant find it! whats with this picture

Jim: Oh! crap! its missing a finger!
missing a finger by burkinmadd November 18, 2009

hold a finger to 

1. Used when comparing one object that fails to match the high quality or characteristics of another object.

2. Offering ones finger when making a promise, as if to allow them the opportunity to bite, saw, or break it off if the promise is not kept.
1. Kyle- "what's fishing like her in July?"

Jim- "Well, I'll tell ya this much, the fish ya'll caught today don't hold a finger to the ones in July!"

2. Bill- "You gotta be kidding me! I don't believe you at all!"

Wes- " I promise on my mother's grave!"

Bill- "I still don't believe you!"

Wes- "Here, look, I'll hold my finger to it."

caught a finger 

when you're not gay but you have been fingered before by a girl
"You're hot, I'm not gay- I mean i have caught a finger before but, not gay." -Amy Schumer