Giving a Stuffed Shell

When you stick one or many fingers into your own anus and take the fecal matter from your rectum. With your finger covered in poop, you stick it/them in her vagina while simultaneously fingering her. Repeat the process until her vagina is either full or until she has climaxed.

i stuck my own finger in my ass, now im gonna take my poopfinger and shove it in her pussy. thats called giving a stuffed shell.

Giving a Stuffed Shell by edstl228 July 25, 2010

Crack a stiffy 

Crack a stiffy

The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.

Commonly used in Australia

Also know as crack a fat

Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.

Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!

Crack a stiffy by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017

midget in a stuff sack 

when you cut open your scrotum and shove a midget/ little person inside of it. usualy done as a prank or to get revenge.

douche 1: man that midget daxtar stole my girl. im gonna give him a midget in a stuff sack!
douche 2: donkey boners taste good!

midget in a stuff sack by kidney doner June 18, 2009

Touch a stiffy 

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja

That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap

Touch a stiffy by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

stuff a stoker 

An exclamation of surprise, when a circumstance arises that is beyond belief

Farmer Pat: "look at that bushfire..."

Farmer Dan: "stuff a stoker, that's a lot o' flame headin' for my shack!"

stuff a stoker by Lisa Rossiter September 8, 2008

stuff a loaf 

to bone somebody in the asshole

"Hey Jeff, when I go home imma stuff a loaf."

stuff a loaf by d1rty m1ke and the b0ys October 19, 2011

stuff a couch in your pocket 

An insult, akin to "stick that in your juice box and suck it". From the video game Animal Crossing, where furniture turns into leaves that can be put in your pocket and retrieved later.

Oh, go stuff a couch in your pocket.

stuff a couch in your pocket by Natalie the Raging Otaku January 19, 2009