pull a jellyfish

to use the excuse of having a violent allergic reaction to jellyfish to skip school for a day to either finish any previous unfinished homework or not take a test when everyone else does to get answers upon returning to school the next day.

Bill: Where's John? We have a huge test today.

Phil: He told me that he was going to pull a jellyfish because he didn't study last night.

pull a jellyfish by An Interesting Name October 21, 2009

Jelly like a jelly fish 

A phrase used by Sid Sandinista to describe how jelly he is of somebody or something.

Sid: Whoa dude, you got to see Reel Big Fish last night?
Andy: Yeah man, you jelly?
Sid: Yeah, I'm jelly like a jelly fish.
Andy: That's pretty jelly.

Jelly like a jelly fish by Larry Adams January 2, 2012

rocking a jelly 

half chub

I was rocking a jelly at school because of that fine librarian.

rocking a jelly by homojeanious October 12, 2017

stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.

Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.

stepping on a jellyfish by Asynkronus January 24, 2018

The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting 

First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool

I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool

The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting by Turkeybaster March 4, 2008

A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

A jelly bean by harina_kim February 6, 2024

Dropping a jellyfish 

When someone drops a slippery fart or queef in the pool.

Hey bro, Gladice is dropping a jellyfish in the pool. I think we should get out.

Dropping a jellyfish by Otternal April 13, 2023