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sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

there’s more to a cake than what’s inside 

When the final product is better than the original ingredients.
He really made that team sing. You know what they say, there’s more to a cake than what’s inside.

baking a cake 

It's the same thing as cup caking, just worded differently.

Spending a lot of time with a certain someone.

Usually referred towards guys with a certain someone.
"Is ____ coming out tonight?"
"No, he's at home baking a cake with his woman."

Cup caking

Baking a cake 

When you tell a story and you add too many unnecessary details and it becomes boring.
You-Telling an unnecessarily long, boring story about what you did at the weekend.

Friend-You are baking a cake!
Baking a cake by Kdoug88 October 16, 2018

Bake a cake

Another word for fucking.
You can also say "to bake a cake" or "we're gonna bake a cake."

Simple, no other way around it.
Nick: What are we gonna do after we wash those dishes?

Leah: We're going to be bake a cake ;]
Bake a cake by m/squeeks13 February 17, 2010

Put a cake

I will put a cake in your bed
Put a cake by Minnesotian December 31, 2014