May 22 

National put laxidous in teachers coffee day.

On May 22 all of the teachers in North America got to go home early because of a severe case of diarrhea.

May 22 by Better Couple October 27, 2019

May 22 

If you where born on may 22 , then you are very sad, and probably have daddy issues.

Person 1: whens your birthday?
Person 2: may 22!

Person 1: .. do you need someone to talk to?

May 22 by F@tbïtçh April 18, 2020

May 22 

The day early start schools get out of that 9 month jail sentence AKA School

It's almost May 22

May 22 by DLJ The Real April 11, 2019

May 22 

The second send nudes of the year. The same way Sweetest day is the second Valentine's Day of the year.

Boy: Happy national send nudes day!

Girl: Stupid, that's April 18th you're thinking of .
Boy: Nope, it's May 22nd as well
Girl: Well shit.

May 22 by National Nudes Day June 8, 2018

May 22 

May 22nd is when people must date you no matter what

It’s may 22nd, so date me now

May 22 by SlowburnW May 21, 2021

May 22 

Prank day

Oh it’s May 22 let’s prank someone

May 22 by Freddy3947 May 22, 2019

May 22 

National be a bum day

Someone: you look different and weird today.

Me: it’s national be a bum day so I look like a bum it is May 22

May 22 by Aubrianna Donnley May 22, 2019